"Jesus couldn't have cared less about the cause of the leper or the rights of the leper. But when the leper was in His path, He did not walk around him like the priest walking on the other side of the road from the man set upon on by thrives on his way to Jerusalem to preach his famous sermon about compassion. Jesus stopped. And healed. And loved. Not causes, but people." -Madeleine L'Engle

 

Anonymous asked
Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

Hallelujah amen!

Reblog with a physical feature that turns you on.

tasteslikeburning:

bitchach0hhhhhhhs:

tasteslikeburning:

tasteslikeburning:

bitchach0hhhhhhhs:

cuntasstrophy:

Strong broad shoulders… Unf.

Men

- Big arms,UNF!

- Big lips — UGH!

- That smile. Y’all know the one O.O — ^.^

Women

- Good hair

- Great smile

- BIG,big lips ;)

Eyebrows and dimples. And height. I love that Jay is…

Haha I can’t get behind hairy dudes. I dated this one dude before that looked like he was wearing a sweater when he took his shirt off- needless to say it didn’t get very far. One of the things I dig about Jay is his serious inability to grow facial hair. I don’t have to worry about him growing a creepy beard. Jays like 6’1” or so, which I love. I’m only 5’4”.

Mat’s hairy as fuck. It’s all over him,back included. I can totes get behind hairy dudes. Or on top of’em or on the side…where-ever.

And 6’1 is TOO short for me. I’m 5’5,I like’em at LEAST a foot taller. Makes me feel safe. Like…if I accidentally got us into a barfight,I won’t be the biggest player on our team ;)

Lmao I can dig that. My boyfriend before Jay was like, 5’6”. It was a terrifically dissatisfying relationship from the beginning to the end.

I’ve only ever dated one man who wasn’t over a foot taller than me. He was in a wheelchair and sick and was only 4’10”ish when measured..but in his chair he was almost exactly my height 😂

I am going to KILL my dog.

Like if I hadn’t finally gotten the baby asleep and he wasn’t on me the dog would die.


WHY DOES SHE KEEP PICKING THE NIGHTS I NEED SLEEP TO PULL THIS BARKING BULLSHIT.

-Hid the eggs for the hunt
-Put together their little presents.
-All outfits for tomorrow are together and ready.
-Except mine. Of course I have no idea what I am going to wear
-James won’t stop nursing. He’s not even eating anymore, but everytime I pull my boob out of his mouth he loses it. Dang it. I can’t sleep like this dude.
-So. Tired.
-Big Ass Spider is hereby voted the worst scyfy movie ever k.

kupkateandlucie asked
Unpopular opinion about any Disney movie?

bitchach0hhhhhhhs:

lifewithkaydenmarie:

kupkateandlucie:

lifewithkaydenmarie:

kupkateandlucie:

renewinglauren:

kupkateandlucie:

renewinglauren:

I’m not sure if it’s unpopular, but I hate Tangled. Oops.

UNFRIENDED

Ouch:(

I still love you. I hate frozen. It was too hyped up.

FROZEN IS AMAZING WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE

Peace out.

I’m hurt :(

I’m unfriending you both. Tangled isn’t my favorite but I do love it. And I just adore Frozen. You’ve both been voted off the island,bitches.

I love frozen ;). So keep me around

Hug you kids you hold you? Don’t mind if I do😍😘

Hug you kids you hold you? Don’t mind if I do😍😘

Anonymous asked
Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Lauren say, if they don’t see you coming you don’t got enough consent;)


(But really where does one buy camouflage condoms bc best gift EVER for my husband.)

All moms/expecting moms

thecrazypregnantlady:

itsmommyslife:

I need more blogs to follow and my last post didn’t get a lot of notes, so if you guys could reblog this with some of your favorite blogs, or just reblog it and pass it along that would be great. I’d really like to be able to follow more of you guys!

EDIT: also if you’re WTTC, TTC, or NTNP I’d like to follow you!

Mommy and expecting. (:

Foster mama to a 18,11,5, and 3 year old, bio mama to a four week old! TTC number two starting next December.

kupkateandlucie asked
Unpopular opinion about any Disney movie?

kupkateandlucie:

renewinglauren:

I’m not sure if it’s unpopular, but I hate Tangled. Oops.

UNFRIENDED

Ouch:(

Gay weddings are the best, but lesbian ones are even better! I didn’t do a princess wedding for myself(totally my choice don’t get me wrong!) but now I so want to someday help either my daughter or daughter in law have one, complete with the perfect dress and flowers and everything they want. 


If my sisters end up married though, then I’ll take all three boys being gay ;)

Gay weddings are the best, but lesbian ones are even better! I didn’t do a princess wedding for myself(totally my choice don’t get me wrong!) but now I so want to someday help either my daughter or daughter in law have one, complete with the perfect dress and flowers and everything they want.


If my sisters end up married though, then I’ll take all three boys being gay ;)